gonna make all y’all look at sebastian all day
ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.
Rant about feelings. TW for anxiety and depression (and lots of swearing), I guess.
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
My process for all the paisley armchair pictures. I sometimes forgot to save iterations regularly, so they’re a bit uneven (especially the blue one).
Sorted in the order they were made.
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
Dad jokes. Omg! I’d make so many posts about bad puns from my father if they’d make any sort of sense once translated.